THE GOBBLEDYGOO CALCULATOR UTILISES THE QUEENSLAND DECIMAL SYSTEM
WHICH IS SOOOOO DIIIIIIIIIISABLED IT DUUUUUUMBFOUNDS THE SMAAAAAARTIES
WE COME UP WITH THE ANSWER BEFORE WE KNOW THE QUESTION
AND COME UP WITH THE QUESTION FROM THE ANSWER
INSPIRED BY SHAKUNTALA DEVI AUTHOR "JOY OF NUMBERS", AND THE
SMART STATE BOLLYWOOD MOVIE FROM QUEENSLAND "DAY FOR DANIEL"
THE QUEENSLAND DECIMAL SYSTEM IS DIFFERENT. THERE ARE NO PERFECT NUMBERS, NO IRRATIONAL NUMBERS EXCEPT FOR MRS NOUGHTFEAR. ALL NUMBERS ARE BEES EXCEPT FOR MRS NOUGHTFEAR WHO IS THE QUEEN BEE. NO DECIMALS AND NO FRACTIONS, NO NEGATIVE NUMBERS AND NO INFINITY. ALL NUMBERS ARE EQUAL EXCEPT FOR MRS NOUGHFEAR WHO IS THE CREATOR OF THE QUEENSLAND DECIMAL SYSTEM AND DESTROYER OF THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM. ALL NUMBERS ARE EITHER GOOD, BAD OR NOUGHTY. SOME ARE RAINBOW NUMBERS BUT MOST ARE WONKY UP OR DOWN. NO NUMBER IS GREATER THAN THE SMALLEST NUMBER NOUGHT WHO IS GREATER THAN THE BIGGEST NUMBER IN THE QUEENSLAND DECIMAL SYSTEM. THE QUEENSLAND DECIMAL SYSTEM IS EASY AND FUN AND ALL NUMBERS COOPERATE WITH EACH OTHER. ALL MISTAKES ARE BLAMED ON THE ATTITUDE OF THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM. UNDERSTANDING THE HAVIOUR OF BEE NUMBERS IS EASY FOR CHILDREN, BUT DIFFICULT FOR ADULTS. THE QUEENSLAND DECIMAL SYSTEM IS A TOOL TO USE WHENEVER SOMEONE IS MISSING.
LOOK OUT FOR THE THREE BEES BEE HERE BEE THERE BEE WHERE
COMING SOON MRS NOUGHTFEAR'S
WHAT IS GOBBLEDYGOO ARITHMETIC?
Numerical gibberish? It may look so but it is arithmetic that is basic but creative and designed to baffle the teachers. It's about children impressing teachers by coming up with an answer to a sum in ways the teacher cannot work out. It's about using numbers for therapeutic purposes with an emphasis on creative and symbolic solutions for adult problems such as family division and separation.
It was specifically designed with the plight of the Morcombe family in mind when their child Daniel was abducted and missing for 8 years before being confirmed as murdered. Whether a child is missing as a result of alienation, adoption or abduction, or any family member is missing in any way, gobbledygoo arithmetic provides comfort and hope, and encourages law enforcers to look at difficult situations in different ways.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO COME UP WITH AN ANSWER BEFORE I KNOW THE QUESTION? IS IT POSSIBLE TO DISCOVER THE QUESTION FROM THE ANSWER? IS IT POSSIBLE TO COME UP WITH THE CORRECT QUESTION FROM A JUMBLED ANSWER? IS IT POSSIBLE TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE BY COMING UP WITH THE QUESTION WITHOUT KNOWING ANY OF THE ANSWER? YES, WITH A FEW CLUES AND A NUMBERANG.
For example 04925785264 is the answer to the question what is the sum of 1912, 363, 1989, 81138, 19821 and 4925680041?
Now erase the 33 digits above the answer from your memory or jumble them into any order. Using just the answer, come up with the 33 digits and place them in correct order in one minute.
It's all Gobbledygoo to me